Christian Rap

Here is a video I found. it is hilarious. It is a parody of the song "baby got back" with a Christian twist:

baby got book

Graphic Designer and Free Coffee

I am now a graphic designer for FiT design I am still going to be a part time partner at Starbucks just for the:

401(k)[75% match]

stock options

stock purchase plan

health, vision and dental

30% discount

tuition rembersment

...oh yea and the FREE COFFEE....a pound a week :)

You Are a Soy Latte

At your best, you are: free spirited, down to earth, and relaxed At your worst, you are: dogmatic and picky You drink coffee when: you need a pick me up, and green tea isn't cutting it Your caffeine addiction level: medium

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Death and Taxes

Someone a whole lot smarter than me said the definition of insanity is, doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. I have 1040 insanity. I tried filling my taxes on-line and the result was that I owed "THE MAN" a little over a thousand dollars. Thinking that can't be right I tried it the old fashioned way. Walked into the post office and picked up the booklet and forms needed to file the 1040. Not the 1040 EZ mind you but the full length form. I dusted off my calculator, sharpened my #2 pencil, and cleared my desk. After a few hours of sifting through W2's, 1099int's, if X=Y then proceed to step 2a fill out form 1888 and schedule D, yadda, yadda, yadda. I finally finished and to my surprise came up with the same amount. Alas I was still not convinced. So I went to the IRS Website and found one of their recommended sites. Third times a charm, right? Well...Right...More like three strikes yer out! Once again the same sum. So I conceded, the clouds came in The rain came down. This was THE RAINY DAY. There goes my rainy day fund...Oh well time to start saving again

"Too many people are looking for the right person, instead of being the right person."

I dare you

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Who R U

"...the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice. 'Who are You?' said the Caterpillar...Alice replied, rather shyly, "i-i Hardly know, sir, just at prestent- at least I know who i was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'" --Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol

Hearing about a movie called "Unknown white male" about a photographer who gets amnesia, got me to thinking. the eternal Question...Who Are WE? What if you woke up and don't remember who you are?

Who am I...I am a sum total of all the decisions and choices I have made up till this point. All Those past choices are stored in my subconsious mind as Memories. All The memories I have are what Inform current choices. i.e. I may not touch a hot stove because I have a subconcious memory of getting burned.

So what happens when one gets amneshea and dosen't remember any thing, their likes dislikes, style of clothes or music? does that "other person" even exist anymore? Is it possible to be a different person from one day to the next?

WHO ARE YOU???

That wascaly wabbit...

december 18th, 2005... Nine days after the big three-O...I have been deemed worthy enough to be wise. I awoke this morning smacking the awful taste out of my mouth with my toungue attempting to produce enuff siliva to mositen the dry cotton that the sand man left and rubbing the gooey sleep from my eye's. I gaze into the mirror and to my surprise a supurb, shimmering, silver strand of wisdom had emerged through my cranial epidermis. It is official...I am...dare i say it...going grey...and at such a young age too.

GENERIC®

so here is a list i have compiled of registered product names that are used in place of the generic product they represent:
Jell-O
Q-Tips
Kleenex
Tylenol
Alka-Selzer
Coke
Ziploc
Saran Wrap
Tupperware
Crock-Pot
Zippo
Sharpie
Post-it
Scotch tape
Chap-Stik
Vaseline
Brillo Pad
Windex

and a few new ones:
iPod
TiVo

ABC's "LOST" in 4D

with all this new technology such as "tivo" the internet and "iPod" watching tv is a whole new expiriance. I found this Lost "podcast" where you can watch lost and listen to comments from the peanut gallery a-la-mystery science theater 3000. 'podcastTVSquad after watching the episode you can catch up with all the latest news from charlie's bandDriveShaft or book a flight on
Oceanic Airlines flight 815...what flight 815 is missing?! hmmmm...

Big Beatles

well I new The Beatles were big, but this is ridiculous

Lost

"orientation" film
I am hooked on "lost." I found this link of the film footage explaining "the Dahrma Initiative" on Last weeks episode. it sounds to me as if the island was (maybe still is) a "large scale communal research compound" thats the way it appears anyway. did anyone else notice the polar bears? (think last season) hmmm.

False "Profits"

"but seek ye first the Kingdom of God and all these things shall be added unto you." Matthew 6:33' we have this all wrong in society today we seek things first, Cars, Ipods, TiVo then after we are comfortable then the kingdom" I heard this being said by a pastor on a certain "Christian" radio station O.k . at first hearing this, one may sit back an say "amen" to that. The pastor Then went on to say "god wants us to be comfortable, If we first seek his kingdom then all these things computers, cars, nice clothes...things will then be added unto you.

You have to follow God and then he will give you the things you want." This pastor spoke for half an hour and talked about a Christmas gift he wanted and how he got it. other stories from his life with a few jokes to sprinkled trough-out to make everyone laugh. Besides quoting the verse at the beginning of his sermon, it wasn't until five minutes from the end that he mentioned what I have quoted above.

It may sound like there is nothing wrong with what he said. That is the danger of heresy it sounds legitamate but if he had gone into the bible and read the rest of Matthew 6 the "things" that are being talked about are shelter, food, and clothing the minimum required to survive. I am sure there are people hit by Katrina that were "seeking the kingdom first" were is their stuff now? Where is their "things" they may not be comfortable but they have shelter and food available. Thanks to orginizations like the Red Cross

and churches like Grace Bretheren

This pastor I'm sure wasn't intending to distort the scripture, but that's what happens when we approach the Bible selfishly as merely a book of truths to give us a set of principles for life, marriage, family, or finances. The Bible becomes nothing more than a tool to be used and it remains external. When we see the Bible as the living word, as Gods Story, it encompasses every aspect of life we are challenged to live in and become part of it.

Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceptive

this is the reason i rarely post its who i am. my blog personality or "bloginality"

"You are an INTP!

As an INTP, you are Introverted, iNtuitive, Thinking, Perceiving.
This makes your primary focus on Introverted Thinking with an Extraverted Intution.

This is defined as a NT personality, which is part of Carl Jung's Rational (Knowledge Seeking) type, and more specifically the Architect or Thinker.

As a weblogger, you might not be as concerned about popularity, but more with the ideas and theories that you strive to understand. Because routines aren't your strong point, you might be more likely to work on the concept of how to do a blog, but not be as excited to keep it up."

My Bloginality is INTP!!!

money is the root of all evil...

...does that mean there was a money tree in the garden of eden?

habitual credit card use can be as dangerous as heroin, just as addictive and probably costs as much to. The other day I read an article about how this young mother ran up $50.000 in credit card debt from buying gymboree outfits fifty THOUSAND dollars in baby clothes c'mon that’s just crazy. Imagine if the APR on that card was just 12% she would be paying $500 a month just for the privilege of staying in debt. Its like saying, "here's $1000 put $500 toward what I owe and you keep the rest, buy your daughter a few gymborie outfits"

Read the whole story here

Realy Boring

reality is boring why do people watch "reality tv" which isn't realy reality its a the good conflicts editited to a half hour or hour long show if there was a reality tv sohw about your live; would it be interesting? would it be part of a story? a part of THE story. what would it be like?

How was your weekend? or what did you do this weekend? is usualy a loaded Question often when people ask this it is because they had a great weekend and just want to share what they did.

so I have started to track my time what my reality show looks like. this is what I've got so far:
Sunday, July 24
8:00 am - 8:45 am wake up have breakfast
8:45 am -9:00 am Shower, brush teeth
9:00 am - 9:30am Drive to church
9:30am-12:15 noon Church/ ABF
12:15 n-12:30 Dirve
12:30 pm- 1:00 pm Grocery shoping
1:00pm - 2:00 pm prepare and eat lunch
2:00pm -3;00 pm TV (special on Johnny Cash)
3:00 pm - 4:15pm Drive
4:15pm - 6:00 pm Lake Paris
6:00pm - 7:15 pm Drive
7:15 pm - 11:30pm TV
11:30pm-1:15am Movie (Robin Williams live)
1:15 -1:30am ready for bed
Monday , July 25
10:00 am- 10:15 wake up and Breakfast
10:15am - 12:00n work on resume apply on-line jobs
12:00n - 12:30 Shower get ready for work
12:30- l:30 start laundry Type this blog

put the wrong empaasis on the wrong sylaable

since i don't post too often i've decided to leave a few morsels to chew on:

"Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip." John Locke

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
e. e. cummings

"Faith is different from proof; the latter is human, the former is a Gift from God."
Blaise Pascal

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles Schulz

"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."
Jerry Seinfeld

"I have a phone now...and there was much rejoycing"
Nathan Voss

ET phone home...

o.k. so it's been like a month now since i lost my phone. and it is been a challenge calling this person.
I'm T.Oed because its been a month and she still hasn't sent me my phone. I thought hey why don't i have everyone i know give her a call and politely remind her to send the phone, but instead of being really mean and posting her number for the entire world wide web to see. i decided to just foward her number to those who ask. so if you want to contact me i'll send Anna's number to you.

here is a random quote by Simone de Beauvoir (1908-1986)

"Thats what I consider true generosity. You give your all, and yet you always feel as if it costs you nothing"

FOR SALE: mind , just like new...never used!!

So today i thought i would do a random google search, and typed "mind."one of the headings that came up said:

"DISCOUNT MIND: New & used Mind. Check out the huge selection now!" and below it had his address www.eBay.com

gosh what can't you sell on eBay? I have heard of people loosing thier mind. perhaps these people never lost it at all: but sold it for some fast cash, and forgot.
now what did i do with that mind of mine i know it was here yesterday. its a bummer too... i only used 20% of it

FREE iPod!!! NO WAY

Yes.. It is True...A free iPod, this is a $200 digital music player that works with either mac or pc. "O.K. what's the catch?" i said when my roomate jeff approached me about it. "you just sign up and complete just one of the offers. a trial blockbuster.com membership or sign up for a credit card (GM card that gives you %5 toward a new vehicle) or try some weightloss drug. and then you just need to sign up 5 more people." i was still skeptical and thought its a scam a marketing ploy to get money they don't just give stuff away like that. what is the catch? so I never signed up. and now about a month or so later he shows me his brand new 20gig iPod and all he ended up paying was like $5 shipping for some trial product. Wow it actually worked. So now i am am going to try.
of course i used my "spam" e-mail account. if you want to check out the sight here is the link: www.freeiPods.com/?r=13469248