That wascaly wabbit...

december 18th, 2005... Nine days after the big three-O...I have been deemed worthy enough to be wise. I awoke this morning smacking the awful taste out of my mouth with my toungue attempting to produce enuff siliva to mositen the dry cotton that the sand man left and rubbing the gooey sleep from my eye's. I gaze into the mirror and to my surprise a supurb, shimmering, silver strand of wisdom had emerged through my cranial epidermis. It is official...I am...dare i say it...going grey...and at such a young age too.

GENERIC®

so here is a list i have compiled of registered product names that are used in place of the generic product they represent:
Jell-O
Q-Tips
Kleenex
Tylenol
Alka-Selzer
Coke
Ziploc
Saran Wrap
Tupperware
Crock-Pot
Zippo
Sharpie
Post-it
Scotch tape
Chap-Stik
Vaseline
Brillo Pad
Windex

and a few new ones:
iPod
TiVo